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True Juggalo Haterz Who smoke on something Rock shaped (Landover Baptist Church)

Post  juggaloclownz on Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:50 am

The truth you judge!!
Good Or Evil?
Phat or Wack?
Sane or insane?
What is being smoked???

Ok, I signed up there site sends a confirmation message

((Dear Juggaloclownz,

Thanks for registering at The Landover Baptist Church Forums! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay. If you are a troll or are here to argue, be prepared to enjoy a very short visit on your way to SATAN's lair. We ask that you post respectfully and adhere to proper American grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules, as Jesus demands.

We'd like to recommend that you make your first post in the "introductions" section of the forum, so that we can welcome you True Christian™ style. Please read [URL="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610"]this thread[/URL] before posting your questions, as they may have been answered in detail before.

Thank Jesus for sending you to His favorite church. You are one step closer to Salvation©.

Yours In Christ,

Pastor Ezekiel Flint
The Landover Baptist Church Forums))--Copy and pasted exactly no editing will forward as proof!!


What i saw was as you see in there forum!!

((You guys Are Freakin insane!! You should not judge people.. You look at 5 juggalos and thats it. You guys smoke more crack then all of texas combined!!!!!!! And as for the one who said her husband used to be a juggalo you and your husband are dumber then the dog shit i walk on.. Your whole church is insane you think your better then anyone else.... YOU NOT!!!!!!!! Your church is probally all going to hell...(shangr-li) If you guys see little nikky you guys are gonna be hitler!!! stupid Bastards because you guys dont know are fatrher in heaven... I hope you all burn... But i dont have to Hope cuz you will burn. Your religon is the only one huh? well pick the damn barn out of your own eye instead of the splinter in mine... For god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son for whoever believeth in him shall have everlasting life....... It doesnt say whoever is right or wrong whoever believeth dumbasses... For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god romans 3:23
i run a website for thumpers like you www.freewebs.com/juggaloclownz also http://juggaloclownz.the-up.com/forum.htm Which since your going to delete this post im gonna repost it and the link to your false "juggalo" section so all fam who joins can see how retarded you guys are i know a 5 year old that has more knowledge then your hole church..... I hope some of you can Wake-up and see the light!!!!! But i doubt you will because you all are so deep in your hate...

With this in mind,
Think before you discrimanate and make your selves into hipocrits.. Read your bible how it is written not how you inturpret it...
MMFWCL
Peace Love & Hatchet Blood ))--Copy and pasted exactly no editing will forward as proof!! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9154&page=103

They deleted a post or 2

((Shoot im not even a few pages in and all i see is hat you guys are the biggest bunch of evil to hit the planet i have decided what i want to do it's simple im going to put your church all over the net and everywere as satans spawn.. It is true you are hitlers church It wouldnt suprise me if you guys stepped it up to mass genocide and mardordom. You guys are most definitly out of your mind.. they dont even make pills for your crack whore selves i really feel sorry for you i dont believe in all the reliogous whatnot but i obviously have read more of the bible and understood it then your whole church combined!!!!!!!!! You all have no life no love of life no love for fellow humans (which i guess i am not) i am ashamed of what people do i dont agree with alot of what ICP says and certainly dont worship them or your (Farash or should i say satan) the song what is a juggalo is a joke ha ha basicly a juggalo is whatever you want it to be and since we are "demons" That makes you an First rate Juggalo welcome to the family... You wont stay long because We accept people for who they are not Post hate witch i could never come close to your guyses level of hate! Kudos to you not even a Juggalo can show the hate you guys show.... i mean comeon look at this letter i got from you (Dear Juggaloclownz,

Thanks for registering at The Landover Baptist Church Forums! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay. If you are a troll or are here to argue, be prepared to enjoy a very short visit on your way to SATAN's lair. We ask that you post respectfully and adhere to proper American grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules, as Jesus demands.

We'd like to recommend that you make your first post in the "introductions" section of the forum, so that we can welcome you True Christian™ style. Please read http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610"]this thread[/URL] before posting your questions, as they may have been answered in detail before.

Thank Jesus for sending you to His favorite church. You are one step closer to Salvation©.

Yours In Christ,

Pastor Ezekiel Flint
The Landover Baptist Church Forums)-- conceited much???? Your not going to heaven your going to burn your god will laugh at you and will tell you You are no creation of mine. you spoke blasphemy against the family of god you will burn... I have so much more to say but i dont know how to say it im smart but ohh my i cant compete with your hate. You must be related to the anti crist because you completly against the bible

I just want to say to the people who go to your church that dont have this same hate and who have open minds... RUN!!!!!! this is true evil!!! exorcisims are needed on mass ))--Copy and pasted exactly no editing will forward as proof!!

Then they change me to "unsaved trash"... i post some more proof and they delete it.. bann me and change me to "Confirmed enemy of god" Then they condemn me to burn in hell while jesus laughs....

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Dear Hatemonger;

The scriptures you posted are all from a satanic bible version. The KJV1611 is the only TRUE word of god. Please see my sermon on the subject HERE.

You are cherry-picking verses to back up your wrong-headed claims. God in fact commands the Saved (me) to judge the unsaved (you) in the Holy Bible, so long as we do so righteously. Please see my sermon on the subject HERE.


And by the way, Jesus DID NOT die for everyone



He died for those that BELIEVE.



For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.

John 3:16



Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

The truth is, you are a pervert and God hates you. Unless you repent and stop being a pervert, you have no hope of attaining Salvation. You know it, I know it, and Jesus knows it.

Enjoy hell.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel





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From: Jack Ripper, The <juggalodeath553414@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: New Private Message at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
To: "Pastor Zeke" <pastor_ezekiel_1@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, September 13, 2010, 8:51 AM

Jesus wishes to see me burn???? Check your Bible Fool... You persecute Juggalos because of a few bad apples when your whole church is like a blight onto the land. You make all god followers all over the world look bad!!!! You worship satan under cover of god but dont see it.. Your Bible says "
You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.
—Matthew 5:38-42," it also says "
Romans 2:1 You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things."
and
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Luke 6:27 "But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you,"
See i can quote as well! There is enough proof of what i and my family speaks to show you the truth. You however will never see the truth that is truth but only the truth as you see it. Which is not truth but in fact is a Lie your pride is here
"Psalm 59:12 For the sin of their mouth and the words of their lips let them even be taken in their pride: and for cursing and lying which they speak."


So with this in mind how evil are you.. we know im your gods enemy but jesus loves me john 3:16

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From: Pastor Zeke <pastor_ezekiel_1@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: New Private Message at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
To: "TheJack Ripper" <juggalodeath553414@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, September 13, 2010, 9:40 AM

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.


Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


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Subject: Re: New Private Message at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
To: "The Landover Baptist Church Forums" <PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net>
Date: Sunday, September 12, 2010, 8:28 PM

your dumber then shit youe whole hiprocrytical site SEE YOU BITCHES IN HELL you condemn me to hell well hey ill see you there cuz your bible is wrong you bible is not the KJV its made by Satan

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Subject: New Private Message at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
To: juggalodeath553414@yahoo.com
Date: Sunday, September 12, 2010, 4:00 PM

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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

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Amen, good reverend! I find it rather amusing that we have been making this statement repeatedly throughout the thread and every single new juggleloser that signs up just re-affirms it. Frankly, I've just about given up trying to communicate with these savages. We'd have better luck trying to talk to a moonspeaking Chinaman.

To be honest, I would really like to see these inbred white trash kids get Saved® -- I really, really would. But, they are so full of hatred, judgmentalism and ALL CAPS RADNOM KEUYBOARED MASHNG, that it's rather impossible to have a sensible, civilized conversation with them and help them find Christ.
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Seems your some what illiterate too jack ass "retardeds"

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If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16) section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus! :wub:
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You really are dumb my friend icequeen sexylet "dairyqueen sexaddict" posted REFER TO John 3 16 and her last 3 posts THOU SHALT NOT LIE

Goahead dock me you freakin nut i laugh WTF are points God runs on points???? Or can i buy me something with em like hmm some face paint a new hatchet something?

Ohh right i forgot im imbred right must of been your mom and you made me.... BTW The bible only says you cant sleep with your mother so my sister is good right?
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Check the link for the truth of all the family they Persucuted ----http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9154

You Judge???
MMFWCL
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